If you haven’t read the latest Bad Gods, you should probably do so now, so that we can talk about it without giving anything away.
Okay! Readership Participation Challenge for the week: come up with amusing portmanteau movie titles, which is to say titles that combine the first part of one movie with the second part of another. Examples:
* The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
* The Elephant Man on the Moon
* American History X-Files
If you want to make a poster, awesome. But this one’s open to all comers, artistically inclined or no.
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You Only Live and Let Die Another Day
Ocean’s Twelve Monkeys
Freaky Friday the 13th
Full Tilt Boogie Nights
Lady in the Waterworld
A Clockwork Orange County
Fight Clib Paradise
That should have been “Fight Club Paradise”, of course.
The Return of the King and I
The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
The Dark Night at the Museum
Dr. No Way Out
G.I. Jane Eyre
The Hardy Boyz n the Hood
WALL-Equus
Singin’ in the Rain Man
No Country For Old Men In Black
There Will Be Blood Simple
Donnie Darconan
Harvey For Vendetta
The Last Time I Committed Suicide Kings
Jumping off Bridges of Madison County
Alone in the Dark Knight
Gone, Baby, Gone in Sixty Seconds
The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
Gone with the Wind in the Willows
Man on Fire in the Sky
The Unbearable Lightness of Being There
Kramer vs. Predator
My Left Footloose
The Last Days of the Disco Mohicans
The Last Emperor Strikes Back
The Wall-E
Oh Godfather!
I had 12 Angry Men in Black, but looking up at Pseudonym’s list we could go one (or even two) further and have Ocean’s Twelve Angry Men in Black
The Man Who Knew Too Much Ado About Nothing
Synecdoche, New York, New York
Look Who’s Talking, 2001: A Space Odyssey
Ghost Busters
The Deep End of the Ocean’s Twelve Angry Men in Black Beauty and the Beast With a Billion Backs
A View to a Killdozer
An Inconvenient Truth About Cats and Dogs
The Karate Kid Stays in the Picture
And two that aren’t quite portmanteaus, but I like anyway:
The Joy Luck Fight Club
Like Waterworld for Chocolate
The War Games Holiday Special: The only winning move is not to watch.
The Prince of Crimson Tides
And a special movie and TV series cross-over:
Quantum Leap of Solace
Must Love Dogs of War
An American Werewolf in Paris, Texas
Beauty and the Beastmaster
The Bicycle Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
Farewell, My Dinner with Andre
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles of Narnia
A few of these are already up there, but…
The Lost Boys Don’t Cry
Return of the King Kong
The Nightmare Before Christmas with the Kranks
Hellboy II: The Golden Army of Darkness
The City of Lost Children of a Lesser God
A Hard Day’s Night of the Living Dead
Logan’s Run Lola Run
A Clockwork Orange County
The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
Soylent Green Mile
Galaxy Quest for Fire
Ice Pirates of the Carribean
Reservoir Dogs Go To Heaven
Singin’ In the Rain Man of La Mancha
The Trouble With Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Little Miss Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
No Way Out of Africa
Do the Right Stuff
Reefer Madness of King George
Dude, Where’s My Car 54, Where Are You?
Night in the City of Lost Children of the Corn
Taxi Driving Miss Daisy
The Hunt for Red October Sky
At Play in the Fields of the Lord of the Flies
Chinatown & Country
Cries and Horse Whisperers
The Paper Chasing Amy
The Daredevil’s Advocate
Oh snap, I was going to go with the Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malcovich
No Country for Grumpy Old Men
A friend and I used to do this all the time when I lived in the US.
Kill Billy Elliot
Hard Rain Man
All Quiet on the Wild Wild Western Front
Bring It On The Beach
The King and I, Robot
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying Or My Mom will Shoot
More!
Horton Hears a Spy Who Loved Me
Charlie Wilson’s WarGames
The Joy Luck Fight Club
Daredevil Wears Prada
Evil Dead Poets Society
Big Momma’s House on Haunted Hill
Sleepy Hollow Man
The Chronicles of Riddick: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Sin City of Angels
Regarding Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer
Pixar:
FairyTale: A Toy Story
A Bug’s Life With Mikey
Toy Story 2 Fast 2 Furious
Monsters, Inkheart
A Good Man Gets Hard To Finding Nemo
Riding In Boys With Cars
Teen Wolf Touille
Where’s WALL-E?
Cheech & Chong’s Up
Kevin Smith:
Clerks.hack//SIGN
Scenes from a Mallratatouille
The Wolves of Willoughby Chasing Amy
Oh Heavenly Dogma
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back! A Dinosaur’s Story
Jersey Girl, Interrupted
Clerks II: Through The Portal Of Time
The Ghost And Mr. Chicken Run Ronnie Run!
The dark knightmare on elm streetcar named desire and hell at the sunset motell your children of men in black hold me thrill me kiss me kill meatballs.
A Raisin in the Sun Also Rises
Two words: DC Cabaret.
Okay, a few moar, as we’d spent a day or two at work hammering these together (apologies if these are repeats):
Children of a Lesser Godzilla
An Inconvenient Truth About Cats and Dogs
The Muppets Take the Manhattan Project
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Air
Cannonball Run, Lola, Run
Riding in Cars with Boys ‘N the Hood
Phantom Menace II Society
The Blue Lagoonies
Someone to Watch Over Me, Myself & Irene
A Few Good Men in Black
American History X-Files
The Killing Field of Dreams (“if you build it, they will die”)
Total Recall of the Wild
The Cable Guys ‘n Dolls
Blue Velvet Goldmine
The Scorpion King & I
Gods and Monsters’ Ball
Can’t Hardly Waiting For Godot
Dead Man Walking Tall
Gone with the Windtalkers
Meet Joe Blacksheep
Road House on Haunted Hill
Who Framed Roger & Me
The Kingpin & I
Quigley Down Under Siege
Six Feet Under Siege
Howard’s End of Days
Gosford Jurassic Park
Operation: Swordfish Called Wanda
Groundhog’s Day After
All The President’s Men In Tights
Bring It On The Waterfront
Noth Dallas Forty Days and Forty Nights
Glory Days of Thunder
Office Spaceballs
White Men in Black Can’t Jump
Manhattan Murder Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Better Off Dead Again
Prom Night Of The Living Dead
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Pumping Iron Eagle
Best In Showgirls
There’s Something About Mary Reily
Men in Black Snake Moan
Das Booty Call
Love Letters From Iwo Jima
Inside Man on Fire
Alone in the Dark City
Dark City of Ember
The City of the Lost Children of the Corn
Videodrome Adventure
The Poseidon Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
I, Robot Chicken Run Lola Run Silent Run Deep End of the Ocean’s Twelve Angry Men in Black Beauty and the Beast With a Billion Back to the Galaxy Quest for Fire Over Englishman Who Went Up a Hills Have Eyes Wide Shut
Logan’s Run Silent Run Deep Impact — A submarine captain must save the world from a comet before he turns 30.
Batman Begins To Catch A Thief By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
Wait. That’s not right. That’s just a string of full titles, strung together. No end-beginning word overlappage.
To Sir, with Love in the Time of Cholera
Earth Girls Are Easy Rider
Hart’s War of the Worlds
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Quest
Saving Private Ryan Tucker Must Die
Chicken Run Lola Run
Dirty Harry and the Hendersons
Live and Let Die Hard
Top Guns of Navarrone
The Maid in Manhattan Project
I made a terrible poster using a mushroom cloud in front of the ghostly image of J-Lo and Ralph Fiennes in the clouds, but it’s a really terrible poster because I don’t have Photoshop on this machine, and Paint wasn’t cutting it.
The 40-Year-Old Virgin Suicides
Star Wars
Star Trek
Ordinary People Under The Stairs
Batman On Fire
Patch Adam’s Family
The Godfather of the Bride
The Lost Boys Don’t Cry
Big Trouble in Little China Town
X-Men in Tights
Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey to the Center of the Earth
Sin City of God
One I’ve had in my back pocket for a while:
Chicken Run Logan Run
A band of chicken have 20 minutes to find Sanctuary or they’ll be sent to Carousel.
From Dusk Till Dawn of the Dead and Loving It
Ghosts of Mars Attacks
St. Elmo’s Fire Down Below
Can’t Hardly Wait Until Dark
The Hills Have Eyes Wide Shut
The Inside Man of La Mancha
The Last Samurai Spy
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Zenda
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers McMullen
The Handmaid’s Tale of Two Cities
Stand and Deliverance
The Breakfast Clubland
The Thin Red Dawn
Dirty Dances with Wolves
The Stand by Me
Malcom X-Men
Ewoks: The Battle for the Planet of the Apes
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home for the Holidays
Of Mice and Men at Work
Bridge on the River Quai to Terabithia
The Riddle of the Sands of Iwo Jima
The English Patient in Room 18
Lulu on the Bridge Too Far
Cop Land Before Time
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil Dead II
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues Brothers
A Knight’s Tale of Two Cities
Sleepy Hollow Man
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid
The Breakfast Club Paradise
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Heart
Some Like it Hot Shots!
The Quiet American Werewolf in London
Singin in the Rain Man
“2001: a Space Odd Couple”
Meet Dave and Frank; Frank’s the sloppy one. Dave keeps having fantasies of sending Frank out to fix the AE-35 unit when Frank insists on leaving dishes of half-eaten green and yellow paste on the table in the carousel section, along with his Newspad tuned to sports events with the volume too loud.
And to make matters worse, Hal is every bit as anal as Dave is, and keeps agreeing with him.
Apocalypse Now and Then
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Zombie Strippers
Save the Last Samurai
Herbie goes to Hell: The Final Friday
The Smiley Face On The Milk Carton.
What Ever Happened To G.I. Jane?
Confessions Of A Barbershopaholic.
Lassie Come Home Alone
Seven Brides for Seven Faces of Dr. Lao
Treasure Island of Lost Souls
Miss March of the Penguins
Peter Pan’s Labyrinth
Some Like It Hot Fuzz
Far From Heaven Help Us
Friday the 13th Warrior
Bring It On the Waterfront
City of Joy Luck Club
One Missed Call of the Wild
Just One of the Boys on the Side
Battlefield: Earth Girls are Easy
To Catch a Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Big Mama’s House Party 2
Miami Vice Versa
The Strangers with Candy
Gone with the Wind in the Willows
Independence Day of the Dead
Chicken Run Lola Run
The Magnificent Seven Samurai Seals
Any Given Sunday After Tomorrow
Breakfast Club Dread
Boondock Saints and Sinners
The Great Escape From New York
Legends of the Falling Down
Office Spaceballs
The Princess Bride of Chucky
Reservoir Dogs of War
Training Day the Earth Stood Still
Animal House of 1000 Corpses
The Legend of Drunken Master and Commander: the Far Side of the World is Not Enough
The Absent-Minded Professor Dowell’s Testament of Dr. No Country for a Few Good Men in Black Hawk Down and Out in Beverly Hills Have Eyes Wide Sargasso Sea of Love Love Love’s Unforlding Dream a Little Dreamland of the Dead Man Walking Tall in the Saddle the Wind in the Willows Way of War of the World’s Fastest Indian Summer of Sam the Man on Firelight of My Eyes of Laura Mars Attacks
Sorry, I really couldn’t resist that.
The Good German Shepherd
10 Things I Hate About Europa Europa
Point Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo
Be Cool Runnings
The Assassination of Jesse James and the Giant Peach
Drop Dead Fred Claus
Mallratatouille
Fast Times at Ridgemont High School Musical
My Best Friend’s Wedding Crashers
Team America: World Police Academy 3: Back In Training
The Dark Knight’s Tale
The Big Sleepless In Seattle
Along Came A Spider-Man
Lost In Space Jam
Stuart Little Mermaid
Ok, that last one freaks me out. Enough.
The Last Castle in the Sky
American Beauty and the Beast
Iron Man on Fire
Wall*Evolution
Jaws: The Revenge of the Sith
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Girl Interrupted
An Affair to Remember the Titans
Can’t Stop the Music and Lyrics
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventures in Babysitting
Animal House of Sand and Fog
Batman and Robin and Marian
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea of Love, Actually
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken Run Lola Run
The Muppets Take Manhattan Murder Mystery, Alaska
Wag the Dog Day Afternoon
Broadcast Newsies
Horton Hears a Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Stuart Little Big Man on Fire in the Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Never Dies
There’s Something About Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein
Some more, apologies if I copied anyone (hey, too many to read!)
The Blues Brothers Grimm
Con Air Bud
Bravehearts In Atlantis
Muppets From Spaceballs
The Hot Chicken Little
Ghost Dog Day Afternoon
Hang ‘Em High Plains Drifter
Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life of Brian
The Spy Who Loved Me, Myself & Irene
Sitting Bull Durham
Major League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World According to Garp
Shaun of the Dead Pool
The Lion King and I
Sex,lies and the chocolate factory
The Quiet American Beauty and the Beastmaster
The Quiet American Pie
Save the Last Dances With Wolves
Trois Couleurs: Moulin Rouge
Trois Couleurs: Ballon Rouge
The Frozen River Wild
A Frozen River Runs Through It
Any Which Way but Loose Change
The Little Mermaid In Manhattan Murder Mystery On The Orient Express
Over the Top Gun
Battlefield Earth Girls Are Easy
Schindler’s Bucket List
Mr. Woodcocktail
My Darling Judge Dread
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the importance of being ernest
Twelve Angry Men and a Baby
Peter Pan’s Labyrinth
Dawn of the Dead Presidents
Sling Blade Runner
Wild Wild West Side Story
To Kill a Mockingbird on a Wire
Chariots of Fire Walk With Me
An Inconvenient Truth or Dare
Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey to the Center of the Earth
Regarding Henry V
How Stella Got Her Groove Back
Diary of a Mad Black Wonder Woman
Guess Who’s Coming to Wong FU, Thanks for Everything You Always Wanted To Know about Sex
Lock, Stock and Two Smokin’ Aces
In the Heat of the Night of the Living Dead Poet’s Society
Step Up 2 the Streets of Fire
Queen of the Damned Yankees
Terminator 2: Judgment Day After Tomorrow
Rosemary’s Baby Mama
Rookie of the Year Without a Santa Claus
The Russia House of Flying Daggers
Akeelah and the Bee Movie
Gone with the Wind that Shakes the Barley
A little late to the party…
Pee-wee’s Big Adventures In Babysitting
Better Off Dead Calm
Boogie Nights of Cabiria
The Sword in the Stoned Age
The Land Before Time Bandits
The Neverending Story of Elvis Presley
The Boy Who Could Barfly
Tommy Boy Who Could Fly
Knocked Up, Tiger Lily?
>WALL-Equus
win
> Little Miss Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
also win
> Office Spaceballs
a movie I would totally watch
The Big Red One Of Our Submarines Is Missing
Dial M for Murder By Numbers
The Man Who Knew Too Much Ado About Nothing
The Pleasure Garden of Good and Evil
Rear Window Shopper
Under the Volcano Goddess
The 5000 Fingers of Doctor Zhivago
The Cabinet of Dr. Moreau
Run Silent Run Deep Blue Sea
The Longest Day of the Jackal
I Know What You Did Last Summer of Sam
A Few Good Men Can’t Jump
Of Mice and Men In Black
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen prefer Blondes
I’m sorry if these have been done, but I haven’t read the thread so that I’m not influenced.
Marked for Death Race 2000
Rat Race 2000
The Amityville Horrors of Spider Island
Evil Dead Like Me
The Ghost and the Darkness Falls
I’m sorry if some of these have been done, but I didn’t want what was already posted to influence me. I look forward to reading them all when I’m done with this post.
Marked for Death Race 2000
Rat Race 2000
The Ghost and the Darkness Falls
The Amityville Horrors of Spider Island
Another one:
Cannonball Run, Lola, Run
The Man Who Knew Too Little Mermaid
The Man Who Knew Too Little Women
The Sixth Day After Tomorrow
Blind Date Movie
UHF Word
Ok, enough from me for now.
The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
The Cabinet of Dr. Strangelove: Or How to Deal
Last House on the Left Behind
Igby Goes Down on Hedwig’s Angry Inch
The Hunt for Red October Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Never Dies
Riding In Cars with Boys on the Side
(TV/Movie Crossover) Gilligan’s Island of Dr. Moreau
Dark Knightmare Before Christmas Story of Us
Dirty Harry Potter
300 Motels
28 Days, 7 Nights
Death Proof of Life
They Call Me Bruce Almighty
Surf Nazis Must Die Another Day
Ghost Ship Troopers
The Great Escape From The Planet Of The Apes
The Trouble With Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
A few years ago, I did up a somewhat poor poster for A Hollow Man For All Seasons. It was easier than coming up with one for Wonder Boys From Brazil or Breakfast Fight Club.
Crap, that one’s already there (sorta). How about:
The Lost Weekend at Bernie’s
Corpse Bride of Frankenstein
The Third Man Who Knew Too Much
In the Heat of the Knight Rider
It Happened One Night of the Living Dead
How To Steal a Million Dollar Baby
Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl Harbor
Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte’s Web
Strangers on a Trainspotting
Fast Times at Ridgemont High Society
Alice Adam’s Rib
Hollywoodland of the Dead
Anatomy of a Murder on the Orient Express
Horton Hears a Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Monty Python and the Meaning of Life of Brian
The Old Dark House of Dracula
She’s All That Darn Cat
Down With Love Story
Rosemary’s Baby’s Day Out
Jurassic Park II: The Lost World Is Not Enough
Safety Last Tango In Paris
In Cold Blood of the Vampire
When Ladies Meet the Parents
For Your Eyes Only Angels Have Wings
Touch of Evil Dead
Dark City Lights
City of Angels in the Outfield
How Green Was My Valley of the Dolls
12 o’ Clock High Noon
And for MST3K fans:
The Giant Spider Invasion USA
to jump ship from the portmanteaux for just a second,
the new lore comic about cereal slogans is quite funny.
I suggest: “kid tested mother approved” for the “Worst Slogan To Say During Sex” award
Space Mutiny on the Bounty
Manos: The Wrath of Khan
Not Quite one but,
Enter The Dungeons & Dragon(s)
Being Johnny Mnemonic
The Importance of Being John Malkovich
(Something about Being John Malkovich is just perfect for this game.)
This doesn’t quite count but, in NZ, when return of the Jedi was about to be released there was a competition for people to draw posters for it and send them in and get tickets.
My brothers and step father got very silly and sent in all sorts of things _we_ thought were funny.
The only one I distinctly remember was one which had this huge eye squidging up luke.
The tag line was “The Return of Jed’s Eye”. There was a pirate in the background.
We won tickets for all 5 of us to go see it on opening night. That was cool.
+++Animal House of Sand and Fog+++
Heh, I’m going to go with “The House of Sand and John Carpenter’s ‘The Fog’”.
Fast Times at Heartbreak Ridgemont High
My Best Friend’s Wedding Crashers
Dirty Sexy Harry Money
Invasion of the Bodyrock Snatchers
Saturday Night of the Lepus Fever
Road House Party II: Electric Boogaloo
Postcards from the Edge of Seventeen
Blade Runner 2: Electric Boogaloo
Supergirl Interrupted
Cotton Club Paradise
Oh God, You Devil in Miss Jones
Shaun of the Dead Bang
Desperately Seeking Susan and God(a Madonna/Joan Crawford movie)
Teen Wolf Creek
Time After Time Bandits
Monty Python and the Meaning of Life or Something Like It
Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death Proof
The Color Purple Rain
The Rocky Horror Picture Showgirls
I almost forgot:
Torch Song Trilogy of Terror
Is it strange that many of these sound like movies I’d really like to see?
Cradle 2 the Grave of the Fireflies
The Deep End of the Ocean’s Twelve Angry Men in Black Beauty and the Beast With a Billion Backs of Mice and Men.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pan’s Labyrinth
Who Framed Roger and Me?
Strange Days of Thunder
Radio Days of Heaven
Monarch of the Glengarry Glen Ross
Rosemary’s Baby Daddies
Less than Zero Effect
The Good Thief of Baghdad
Original Sin City of Men
The Fog of War Games
National Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Cheaper by the Dirty Dozen
Three O’Clock High Fidelity
Apocalypse Now for Something Completely Different
This thread is one of the most awesome and terrible things I have ever beheld. Mostly awesome.
I don’t see how “Beast with a Billion Backs” joins with “Of Mice and Men”, really.
Hooray for the return of Tymar at the end of February! It seems Twitter has been a-twitter about some videos in the making, which we look forward to very much, but Tymar is always Tymar.
Land of the Lost Boys
Three Colours: Blue Velvet
Three Colours: Red Dawn
Three Colours: White Zombie
Dark City Of Angels
Die Hard 3: Die Hard With No Sympathy For Mr Vengeance
Strecthing the rules a little on the last one, but I liked it.
Ack. Except I misremembered the movie’s title. Should be:
Die Hard 3: Die Hard With Sympathy For Mr Vengeance
Speaking of movies: Lore, you’re a nerd whose opinion I respect. What are your thoughts on the upcoming Watchmen
pathetic flailing simulacrummovie?Jack Frost Nixon
George of the Jungle Fever
The Magnificent Seven and Their Flying Machines
What’s Eating Gilbert Grapes of Wrath
Star Trek: The Motion Pictures at an Exhibition
Oh God! You Devil Wears Prada
Triumph of the Will & Grace
Superman 2 Wong Foo
not quite on topic:
The Fast, the Good, the Quick, the Young, the Bold, the Furious, the Bad, the Beautiful, the Ugly, the Dead, the Restless, and a Pizza Place
and even further from the topic but still very important:
Clerks 3: Snakes on a Planogram
Thomas the Tank Engine in Snakes on a Train
Snake Eater: Snakes on a Plate
2006: A Snake Oddessey
Beowulf: Snakes on a Dane
- Yankee Hotel Foxtrot en Mass Effect\ No movies there, but a good title
-See Spot Run Lola Run to the Hills have Eyes\ Because Bruce Dickinson killing a man while German electronica plays behind him is so damn hilarious
-Lord of War of the Discworld
-Oldboy named Sue
-Legend of Drunken Master of Puppets
-Spiderman of La Mancha
-Army of Darkness Falls
-The Hunt for Red October Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Never Dies Another day of Reckoning
Triumph of the Will & Grace is Gone to See the Wizard of Osbournes
-Step Up 2 the Street Fighter
-Prom Night of the Living Dead Man Walking Tall
-Piano Blues Brothers Karamazov
-Live and Let Die Another Day of the Dead Man Walking Tall
-Sympathy for the Devil’s Advocate
-Thomas the Tank Engine in Snakes on a Great Train Robbery
-Monty Python and the Meaning of Life or Something Like It Came From Outer Spaceballs
-Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte’s Web of Lies and Videotape
-Saturday Night of the Lepus Fever Pitch Blackballed
-Cotton Club Paradise Lost in Office Spaceballs
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