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		<title>New Alt Text: Sleepy-Time Tips for Extreme Multitaskers &#124; Underwire &#124; Wired.com</title>
		<link>http://slumbering.lungfish.com/?p=1144</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kind of a weird one. Appropriately, this one came to me when I was half-asleep. I imagined telling some stereotypical old guy about my dreams, and him berating me because while I was out taking a train that turned into a Denny&#8217;s or whatever, he spent his eight hours chopping a cord of dream-logs, feeding [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/03/alt-text-dreams/">Kind of a weird one</a>. Appropriately, this one came to me when I was half-asleep. I imagined telling some stereotypical old guy about my dreams, and him berating me because while I was out taking a train that turned into a Denny&#8217;s or whatever, he spent his eight hours chopping a cord of dream-logs, feeding a hundred dream chickens, and otherwise working hard all night.</p>
<p>So I combined that with the fact that I&#8217;ve recently spent a lot of time getting Pocket Informant on the iPhone just how I like it, and this is what emerged. I&#8217;ve gone through several cycles of liking it a lot and not liking it very much, and now it&#8217;s out there.</p>
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		<title>New Alt Text: Apple Purges App Store for Your Own Good &#124; Underwire &#124; Wired.com</title>
		<link>http://slumbering.lungfish.com/?p=1141</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I weigh in on the new, sorta-boobless App Store.
I am aware of the irony of writing about paying for stuff you can get for free at the same time that I have a new paid app that duplicates what you can get for free. (Although, I&#8217;ll add, with some nifty iPhone features.)
In real life, I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/02/alt-text-app-store/">I weigh in on the new, sorta-boobless App Store</a>.</p>
<p>I am aware of the irony of writing about paying for stuff you can get for free at the same time that I have a new paid app that duplicates what you can get for free. (Although, I&#8217;ll add, with some nifty iPhone features.)</p>
<p>In real life, I&#8217;m bothered by not outraged by the latest purge. I&#8217;m not concerned about my ability to look a nudie pics, for the reasons I go into in the article. But Apple is making it more difficult to pretend I have a general-purpose computing device rather than What Apple Thinks I Should Have. I&#8217;m not about to toss my iPhone, but it does dampen my enthusiasm for the iPad somewhat.</p>
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		<title>My iPhone App</title>
		<link>http://slumbering.lungfish.com/?p=1138</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ My first, and with any luck not last, iPhone app is now officially available in the iTunes Store for the low, low, reasonably fairly low price of 99 cents. It&#8217;s a mobile version of the Cyborg Name Decoder, with a slicker interface and a couple nice iPhonish features like being able to use your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://slumbering.lungfish.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cyborgbutton.png"><img src="http://slumbering.lungfish.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cyborgbutton.png" alt="" title="cyborgbutton" width="100" height="100" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1139" /></a> My first, and with any luck not last, iPhone app is now officially <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/cyborg-name-decoder/id356649501?mt=8">available in the iTunes Store</a> for the low, low, reasonably fairly low price of 99 cents. It&#8217;s a mobile version of the Cyborg Name Decoder, with a slicker interface and a couple nice iPhonish features like being able to use your own photos and e-mail images to your friends. Also, as an added bonus, it functions as a really weak flashlight. I can&#8217;t help but imagine you&#8217;ll be happy forever once you buy it.</p>
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		<title>New Alt Text: Google Knows You’re Buzzing About Buzz</title>
		<link>http://slumbering.lungfish.com/?p=1135</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, check out that understated visual metaphor in the cartoon. Subtle!.
I think if Google is Sauron, then Frodo symbolizes the common geek, and the One Ring is the Internet. Boromir symbolizes Apple, I guess. Gollum is probably Microsoft. And Aragon is, I dunno, probably Linux or something. Legolas and Gimli are Metafilter and Boing Boing, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/02/alt-text-google-buzz/">Wow, check out that understated visual metaphor in the cartoon. Subtle!</a>.</p>
<p>I think if Google is Sauron, then Frodo symbolizes the common geek, and the One Ring is the Internet. Boromir symbolizes Apple, I guess. Gollum is probably Microsoft. And Aragon is, I dunno, probably Linux or something. Legolas and Gimli are Metafilter and Boing Boing, not necessarily in that order. Merry and Pippin are Digg and Reddit. Maybe? Anyhow, I&#8217;m not really able to work out the details but I kind of hope Jonathan Coulton ends up being Tom Bombadil.</p>
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		<title>A Quick Survey</title>
		<link>http://slumbering.lungfish.com/?p=1132</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 09:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m wondering about people&#8217;s comic-reading habits. I know the readers of this blog aren&#8217;t a statistically representative sample, and that&#8217;s the way I likes it.
For the purposes of the poll, by &#8220;handheld devices&#8221; I mean iPhone, Android, that sort of thing. Kindle and other e-book readers are handheld devices, too, I guess. And by &#8220;dedicated [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m wondering about people&#8217;s comic-reading habits. I know the readers of this blog aren&#8217;t a statistically representative sample, and that&#8217;s the way I likes it.</p>
<p>For the purposes of the poll, by &#8220;handheld devices&#8221; I mean iPhone, Android, that sort of thing. Kindle and other e-book readers are handheld devices, too, I guess. And by &#8220;dedicated apps&#8221; I mean either a program dedicated to a specific comic, or dedicated to reading comics in general.</p>
Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll.
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		<title>New Alt Text: A Hearty Review of Valentine’s Day Essentials</title>
		<link>http://slumbering.lungfish.com/?p=1130</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 12:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some among you might detect a Rating-like quality.
Not much to say about this one, except that the best joke is probably in the cartoon at the top.
How have I been? Well, most of my creative energy has been going into making an iPhone App, the delivery of which is currently up to the Powers That [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/02/alt-text-valentines-day/">Some among you might detect a Rating-like quality</a>.</p>
<p>Not much to say about this one, except that the best joke is probably in the cartoon at the top.</p>
<p>How have I been? Well, most of my creative energy has been going into making an iPhone App, the delivery of which is currently up to the Powers That Bureauc. So I think I&#8217;m going to start a second app while I wait. I have quite a few ideas, but I&#8217;m starting with some of the simpler ones while I get this thing called Objective-C worked out.</p>
<p>Also, I got one of those little convection-microwave-grill ovens. So far it&#8217;s mostly a microwave that also makes great bacon.</p>
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		<title>Alt Text: Who’s Still Excited About the iPad?</title>
		<link>http://slumbering.lungfish.com/?p=1127</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 10:47:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, it&#8217;s up.
I really am looking forward to getting an iPad, although my plans for purchasing technology gang aft agley. I can completely see why people wouldn&#8217;t be enthused by it. Someone at Metafilter said it occupies &#8220;the uncanney valley of gadgetry,&#8221; which is fair enough. I just happen to have a timeshare in that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/02/alt-text-ipad/">Hey, it&#8217;s up</a>.</p>
<p>I really am looking forward to getting an iPad, although my plans for purchasing technology gang aft agley. I can completely see why people wouldn&#8217;t be enthused by it. Someone at Metafilter said it occupies &#8220;<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/88667/The-Apple-iPad#2921917">the uncanney valley of gadgetry</a>,&#8221; which is fair enough. I just happen to have a timeshare in that valley.</p>
<p>I also might be influenced by the fact that I&#8217;m currently working on an app for the iPhone, so anything else that can run it is fine by me.</p>
<p>Anyhow! I liked my drawing of a cat, so here&#8217;s a <a href="/images/catonipad-wallpaper.png">desktop wallpaper</a> of that same art. Might look good on an iPad, guess I&#8217;ll find out.</p>
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		<title>Alt Text Feed</title>
		<link>http://slumbering.lungfish.com/?p=1125</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 11:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People (Hi, Rick!) have been asking for an Alt Text feed, so that they can make sure not to miss a morsel of my prose. I&#8217;ve got one for you. If you add http://www.wired.com/underwire/author/loresjoberg/rss2 to your feeds, you&#8217;ll get my links to everything I write for Underwire, which these days is just Alt Text.
Let me [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People (Hi, Rick!) have been asking for an Alt Text feed, so that they can make sure not to miss a morsel of my prose. I&#8217;ve got one for you. If you add <a href="http://www.wired.com/underwire/author/loresjoberg/rss2">http://www.wired.com/underwire/author/loresjoberg/rss2</a> to your feeds, you&#8217;ll get my links to everything I write for Underwire, which these days is just Alt Text.</p>
<p>Let me know if that works properly for you, it seemed to be coming across well in Google Reader for me.</p>
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		<title>New Alt Text</title>
		<link>http://slumbering.lungfish.com/?p=1074</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your Geek Guide to Poker Chip Snobbery
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/01/alt-text-poker-chips/">Your Geek Guide to Poker Chip Snobbery</a></p>
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		<title>New Alt Text</title>
		<link>http://slumbering.lungfish.com/?p=1072</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clever Murdoch Turns News Into Hip Underground Club
So hi! I haven&#8217;t been updating Bad Gods recently, but I&#8217;m working on something behind the scenes.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.wired.com/underwire/2009/11/alt-text-clever-murdoch-turns-news-into-hip-underground-club/">Clever Murdoch Turns News Into Hip Underground Club</a></p>
<p>So hi! I haven&#8217;t been updating Bad Gods recently, but I&#8217;m working on something behind the scenes.</p>
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