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Yanno, Ze Frank (yes, that Ze Frank) had a contest to create the ugliest Myspace page. This one won:

http://www.myspace.com/soybuddha

I want to hear your recording of "Head Like a Hole" every minute of every day. I want to be whisked to slumberland each night by the sound of your sensitive bass. I want to blare your song to strangers in the street.

I want to listen to this song, but I don't want to visit MySpace each time I need a fix. Any cahnce you might offer it for download? The Bjork Song feels lonely as the only Sjoberg-sung tune in my library. Well, only Lore Sjoberg song. I have something by, I think, Viktor Sjoberg, but he's not as good.

Ha! Devo has also coverd Head Like a Hole. Hilarious!

I think "Head like a hole" speaks volumes about myspace. As does the malformed pizza. It kind of makes me want to make my own mock myspace - but I think I'll continue to resist.
There's also something unspeakably silly and inexplicably myspace appropriate in the way you included both a youtube clip of a Bad Gods installment, and a Bad Gods installment itself.

That pizza really is a violation of the customer-frozen food manufacturer social contract.

Wow, all this blog stuff and no posts!

I'm also amused to note that according to MySpace "Lore is in your extended network."

This is impressive, considering that not only am I not a MySpace member, I'm even blocking cookies from MySpace. How do they know?

I find myspace useless, but your page is pretty good. I both adore and despise your music, since it was both sung by your, and self-worshipping. Why not write a hagiographic autobiography?

Best. Myspace. Ever. Too bad I'm a parnoid crazy person who's afraid of Rupert Murdoch and deleted my profile or we could be fake freinds as well.

So...um... you just given up on Table of Malcontents, or what?...

I don't even have a myspace account and yet you are in my extended network, apparently that 6 degrees of seperation applies on the internet only it's more like 3 degrees.


I have to admit, I've bookmarked your myspace page (a first for me) just so I can listen to your acoustic rendition of Head Like a Hole at will, Sextactular! Love that deep voice!

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