Potential Alternatives For People Who Are Tired of Asking "Who's Your Daddy?" During Sex.
- Who's your legally-appointed guardian?
- Who's my daddy?
- If you could take one daddy with you to a desert island, who would it be?
- Do you see your daddy in the courtroom? Can you point him out to the jury?
- Who does your hair?
- What are some of your worst qualities?
- Who's currently having sex with you?
- Are you going to eat that?